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It's true. Click on this link to see details of Vista Business pre orders. If you preorder today, you can avail of several discounts and a coupon which you can use to claim Vista by January 20007.

Microsoft's mythical operating system looks set to remain a thing of legend. The oft-delayed Windows Vista is facing an epic setback, having been pushed back 18,000 years.

According to Manchester-based IT supplier Aria.co.uk, don't expect to run Redmond's new beast on your PC until 30 January, 20007.

Damn. It makes sense to buy a new computer now too, since whatever we get to buy will be the top of the line in terms of specs for the next 18,000 years. Finally, technology has a chance to plateau!

What the site says in the fine print:

Don't hold out! Purchase Windows XP Professional edition after now and recieve a FREE* upgrade voucher for Microsoft's latest and long awaited Windows Vista Business Edition (release date January 30 20007).